This month I was really puzzled by what happened after Michael Matthews launched his program “The Work at Home Millionaire”:
a wave of ALIENS advertisers came to my websites.
Aliens? Well, what can I say? They were not newbies and they were not experienced people.
They were simply from … another planet.
I am online since many years and I met many newbies. But I never ever seen so many people that don’t have any clue on what they are doing, don’t have any clue on what you’re writing to them, generally speaking they don’t have any clue on anything.
I don’t want to hurt anyone, but … I had enough.
Some of the advertisers copied from the members area the same poor ads full of grammar mistakes. They didn’t read anything. They just copied and pasted the ad and paid for the advertising space.
Others … purchased solo ads but submitted the same so called ad that didn’t have any subject line and the body of the ad comprises one single line: the reseller link.
Others … purchased solo ads but submitted an advert that has 2 or 3 subject lines. As if the emails can have more than one subject line.
Others … didn’t submit any ad but paid me to … publish it.
Seeing how helpless are the advertisers that came from Michael Matthews’ program, I did something I never done before: based on the mistakes made by those people I setup a page containing instructions for the people who want to promote this program.
Do you think that there was someone reading the instructions? No way, again and again the same so called ads.
The biggest mistery is a lady from UK who purchased two days ago a solo ad, but the ad she submitted contains 3 lines and no link.
Of course I sent her a message and explained her that an ad without link (or at least a phone number or an email address for contact) is not an advert, is just a wasted space, time and money.
What do you think it was her answer?
No answer, but yesterday she placed another order. Again a few lines and … no link.
I contacted her again.
What was the answer?
No answer, but … a third order was placed today. Of course without any link.
I contacted her again, but this time I wrote a … nervous message.
Well, she finally replied, “I need help”.
Yeah, right, I didn’t notice yet, thanks for letting me know!
Now, if you want to promote yourself this program, please save your money and read these instructions:
1. Do NOT submit ads that contain only one link and NO TEXT. If your ad doesn’t contain any text, then no one will click on your link and you will throw away your money.
2. Do NOT submit ads that contain only TEXT and NO LINK. If the reader likes your ad, what is she or he supposed to do if you don’t add a link to your reseller website?
3. A solo ad has only ONE SUBJECT LINE. Do NOT copy all the subject lines you find in the members area of Work At Home Millionaire. Choose only one subject line.
4. Do NOT start your subject line with “SUBJECT …”.
5. Do NOT use in your ads the following words & expressions that are penalized by spam filters:
ACT NOW
work at home
rip off
million dollar
get rich quick
weight loss
You will find these words in the content of the ads recommended in the members area. Do NOT use these words because your ad will be blocked by spam filters. Remove those words from your ad.
6. Do NOT use bullets in your ads. Some email software don’t know to read the bullets and will replace them by weird signs. Instead of bullets, use STARS. You can find this sign on your keyboard.
7. Do NOT mispell the word freedom. Fre[e]dom does NOT have any meaning.
8. Do NOT copy & paste the ads like a robot. Read the ads and correct the mistakes. Some ads from the members area contain GRAMMAR ERRORS.
9. Your reseller link contains an expression that is penalized by spam filters: “work at home”. You need to hide your link. Please pay attention: I didn’t say that you need to alter the link. I said that you need to hide it. You can hide it FREE here: http://tinyurl.com. You will get a new link. When the reader clicks on this new link, she or he will be redirected to your original reseller link. The sole change is that the spam filters will no longer “see” the words that are penalized.
10. After you place your order, don’t run away and never come back in front of your computer. The ezine publishers may contact you and wait for an answer. READ your correspondence.